Mac Airlines

All the stewards, captains, baggage handlers, and ticket agents look and act exactly the same.

Every time you ask questions about details, you are gently but firmly told that you don't need to know, don't want to know, and everything will be done for you without your ever having to know, so just shut up.




Windows Air

The terminal is pretty and colorful, with friendly stewards, easy baggage check and boarding, and a smooth takeoff. After about 10 minutes in the air, the plane explodes with no warning whatsoever.




Windows NT Air

Just like Windows Air, but costs more, uses much bigger planes, and takes out all the other aircraft within a 40-mile radius when it explodes.



Linux Air

Disgruntled employees of all the other OS airlines decide to start their own airline.

They build the planes and ticket counters, and pave the runways themselves.

They charge a small fee to cover the cost of printing the ticket, but you can also download and print the ticket yourself. When you board the plane, you are given a seat, four bolts, a wrench, and a copy of the seat-HOWTO.html.

UNIX Airways

Everyone brings one piece of the plane along when they come to the airport.

They all go out on the runway and put the plane together piece by piece,

arguing nonstop about what kind of plane they are supposed to be building.




Air DOS

Everybody pushes the airplane until it glides, then they jump on and let the plane coast until it hits the ground again. Then they push again, jump on again, and so on.

A young couple moved into a new neighborhood. The next morning, while they were having breakfast, the young woman sees her neighbor hanging the wash outside.


"That laundry is not very clean", she said, "she doesn't know how to wash correctly. Perhaps she needs better laundry soap."

Her husband looked on, but remained silent. Every time her neighbor would hang her wash to dry, the young woman would make the same comments.


About one month later, the woman was surprised to see a nice clean wash on the line and said to her husband: "Look! She has learned how to wash correctly. I wonder who taught her this."


The husband said: "I got up early this morning and cleaned our windows!"


Moral of the Story - What we see when watching others depends on the purity of the window through which we look. Before we criticise others, it is good idea that we look at our state of mind and ask if we are ready to see the good rather than to be looking for something in the person we are about to judge. "

Once, there was a guy, who was in love with a gal. She wasn't the most beautiful and gorgeous but she was everything to him.



He used to dream about her, about spending the rest of life with her. His friends advised him, "Why do you dream so much about her, when you don't even know if she loves you or not? Why don't you tell her your feelings first, and get to know if she likes you or not".




He agrred and felt that was the right thing to do. The girl knew from the beginning, that this guy loves her. One day when he proposed but sadly she rejected him.



His friends thought he would be distraught and depressed, would resort to take alcohol; drugs etc. and ruin his life because of the rejection.



To their surprise, he was not depressed at all.



When they asked him why was it that he is not feeling sad, he replied, "'Why should I feel sad about it? I lost one, who never loved me but she lost the one who really loved and cared for her."